My Arts is Stupendous!

so many skills i have.

My Arts is glorious!

still bragging, my disc golf skills, lego skills, riding my new bike skills, movie reviewing skills, keeping my explicit language from being too bad.. skills, and again ceramics.

My Arts is Amazing!

Skills skills skills, i brag pretty often about my bloggin skills, dancin skills, sleep talkin skills, aqua dumps, stand up comedy skills, 2K12 skills, and most of all ceramic skills.
these are all made of clay... i made them... you are welcome.. for letting you see them.
(translations)
Aqua Dump=when you are forced to take a dump in a body of water. lake, ocean, river etc..

Celebrate My Day of Birth!

April 14 2012
7:30AM- Disc Golf, all who play are invited, wear cool shirts.
9:30AM- play a game of 2k12 in my cowboy boots.
10:00AM- Think about studying..
11:00-Dance to the lady of ga
11:30-Leave for Rodizios
12:00-Eat At Rodizios Grill. umm umm
1:00-Still eating
3:30- serious kickball game....serious. tylers friends and my friends. Elison park Layton, wear different cool shirt.
5:00- still playing having fun.
6:00- to the race track, Layton race way. go carts so so so so fast! Fast!
7:00-my beautiful wife has a secret surprise for the rest of the evening.
i do this every year because in high school one of my best friends, Dan effin Wood, forgot my birthday.... what a Jack aspirin. i even plan the music that my ears hear. i have found that in order to have an awesome birthday, you must plan it to be so! try it. who ever wants to join me on any of these activities give me a text. i love your balls!

Hunger Games/girl not boy

One could say that I, dangerous, am a lover of movies.. this is true. one may say that i love to dance.. this is also true. One may say i am having a baby boy on august 2nd... this is false, it is now a girl.. it fell off. She tricked me.

That being said.

Hunger Games... thus far... is the lion effin movie to watch this year. and yes lenny Kravits is in the movie.
Lenny Kravits had a hit song thats lyrics were such... "i could fly so very high, into the sky, like a butterfly" someone should give him a Grammy.

I found the movie so extremely intense, that i almost hated it. i told my wife the night of.."i hope our new baby girl does not get picked for the hunger games,... that would be stressful."
don't watch this movie if you are not ok with kids murdering kids in order to stay alive.

If you choose to live.. live like Elmo

it has been two weeks.. i know. the other day i had a day dream.. in this day dream i was invited on Jimmy Fallon.... for having the greatest blog on earth... in this day dream Jimmy Fallon said to me, "Dangerous Darren you are awesome." This is my day dream. But i only have 13 followers. How the effing eff is that supposed to happen with 13 followers. FOLLOW ME AND YOU WILL BE REWARDED!
Becoming Elmo, watch it.. i know what you are thinking.. Does darren wear clothes as he blogs?.. i do, but i don't have to. The movie is about the guy that created the Muppet. Elmo hugs and loves everyone! Elmo understands life. He really does... He.. really... does.
thankyou

Madi Nelson really is a HOOKER!

So my sister in law decides yesterday that she would go fishing. She gets out the old fishing pole and has my bro T money set it up for her. (They have a needy begging dog running around the house at all times.) When the pole was set up with a hook on the string, they started casting it in the kitchen. (I repeat they have a needy, eats anything, dog running around the house.) Casting was not working very well.... So they decided to weigh the hook down with a piece of bread...... a garlic bread stick.... REALLY GOOD WEIGHT. (just in case you don't understand, they have a dog that eats anything running around the house.) Just one cast later they had caught themselves... the family dog. Lots of money later..... they have a normal hookless dog. Madi is a hooker.

my wife wants me to say something nice about the dog.. it is a cool dog.