My Arts is Stupendous!

so many skills i have.

My Arts is glorious!

still bragging, my disc golf skills, lego skills, riding my new bike skills, movie reviewing skills, keeping my explicit language from being too bad.. skills, and again ceramics.

My Arts is Amazing!

Skills skills skills, i brag pretty often about my bloggin skills, dancin skills, sleep talkin skills, aqua dumps, stand up comedy skills, 2K12 skills, and most of all ceramic skills.
these are all made of clay... i made them... you are welcome.. for letting you see them.
(translations)
Aqua Dump=when you are forced to take a dump in a body of water. lake, ocean, river etc..

Celebrate My Day of Birth!

April 14 2012
7:30AM- Disc Golf, all who play are invited, wear cool shirts.
9:30AM- play a game of 2k12 in my cowboy boots.
10:00AM- Think about studying..
11:00-Dance to the lady of ga
11:30-Leave for Rodizios
12:00-Eat At Rodizios Grill. umm umm
1:00-Still eating
3:30- serious kickball game....serious. tylers friends and my friends. Elison park Layton, wear different cool shirt.
5:00- still playing having fun.
6:00- to the race track, Layton race way. go carts so so so so fast! Fast!
7:00-my beautiful wife has a secret surprise for the rest of the evening.
i do this every year because in high school one of my best friends, Dan effin Wood, forgot my birthday.... what a Jack aspirin. i even plan the music that my ears hear. i have found that in order to have an awesome birthday, you must plan it to be so! try it. who ever wants to join me on any of these activities give me a text. i love your balls!

Hunger Games/girl not boy

One could say that I, dangerous, am a lover of movies.. this is true. one may say that i love to dance.. this is also true. One may say i am having a baby boy on august 2nd... this is false, it is now a girl.. it fell off. She tricked me.

That being said.

Hunger Games... thus far... is the lion effin movie to watch this year. and yes lenny Kravits is in the movie.
Lenny Kravits had a hit song thats lyrics were such... "i could fly so very high, into the sky, like a butterfly" someone should give him a Grammy.

I found the movie so extremely intense, that i almost hated it. i told my wife the night of.."i hope our new baby girl does not get picked for the hunger games,... that would be stressful."
don't watch this movie if you are not ok with kids murdering kids in order to stay alive.

If you choose to live.. live like Elmo

it has been two weeks.. i know. the other day i had a day dream.. in this day dream i was invited on Jimmy Fallon.... for having the greatest blog on earth... in this day dream Jimmy Fallon said to me, "Dangerous Darren you are awesome." This is my day dream. But i only have 13 followers. How the effing eff is that supposed to happen with 13 followers. FOLLOW ME AND YOU WILL BE REWARDED!
Becoming Elmo, watch it.. i know what you are thinking.. Does darren wear clothes as he blogs?.. i do, but i don't have to. The movie is about the guy that created the Muppet. Elmo hugs and loves everyone! Elmo understands life. He really does... He.. really... does.
thankyou

Madi Nelson really is a HOOKER!

So my sister in law decides yesterday that she would go fishing. She gets out the old fishing pole and has my bro T money set it up for her. (They have a needy begging dog running around the house at all times.) When the pole was set up with a hook on the string, they started casting it in the kitchen. (I repeat they have a needy, eats anything, dog running around the house.) Casting was not working very well.... So they decided to weigh the hook down with a piece of bread...... a garlic bread stick.... REALLY GOOD WEIGHT. (just in case you don't understand, they have a dog that eats anything running around the house.) Just one cast later they had caught themselves... the family dog. Lots of money later..... they have a normal hookless dog. Madi is a hooker.

my wife wants me to say something nice about the dog.. it is a cool dog.

Hugo

So last night in a dream, my friend Derek jones and i were staying at a cabin in the woods. we left the cabin to go fight the evil witch that lived in the wild. While searching, the witch tried to steal our souls. We barely escaped! It was horrible. we went back to the cabin and were about to go to sleep when the witch returned. She screamed, "Im burning the house down!" while running around the cabin extremely fast.
in the dream i froze and yelled ,"Help me! HELP ME!" my wife then woke me up and informed me that i was yelling for help in my sleep.
Effing horrible dream! i hope it scares you and you can't sleep! i forced my self awake last night, after that dumb A dream. The witch was not even hot, she was so ugly. DAMN UGLY EFFING SOUL STEALING ARSON WITCHES.
Hugo was the opposite of this dream, in fact while trying to forget this evil dream i thought through the story of hugo to feel better. watch it! its magical in a good way, not a soul stealing way.

This Means War

So i am just sitting here, in business law, wearing a shirt. i am trying to begin my description of "this means war" onto my blog. i am distracted, something is telling me.. "stop blogging, thats soo 2011." Or like "go throw your awesome light up frisbee, jump, make an inspirational video, or anything else". Yet i write.
i am impressed when people can blog about something everyday, though i would never ever read it....... even if it was Batman himself blogging about Gothom City.
which makes me want to thank all that take the time to read my blog... i guarantee i dont read yours. thank you! you are awesome!
so "this means war" has some of the most funniest raunchy inappropriate comments i have ever heard. Hilarious. That is all.

Presidents day

My favorite President thus far in my life is the president of Dumbledore's Army... Harry Potter. My second favorite is none else than President Thomas J. Whitmore (the president in the movie independence day). My third was the president of my teachers quorum when i was a teacher.. and that was me.
Now if we are talking about the presidents of the united states, i think to celebrate we should go around town telling everyone you will do stuff for them, cool stuff. example: Im going to make you a cool shirt, your garage will be cleaned in 20 seconds, I'm giving you a body massage. Then never do it! am i right? thats referring to both parties! Amen

i done got sucked into a waterfall

i have a true fear of Chucky, drowning, and waterfalls. This last summer i got pulled into a waterfall, called Moony falls. i fought for my life for a good ten minutes, treading underneath pounds and pounds of pressure, before i decided to say the loudest prayer ever prayed. "GOD HELP ME!!!!"
For a second i began to accept, that my fear... would kill me. My arms lost feeling and all strength. with one last breath i threw my arms as hard as i could, i dove hard into the blackness. the falls began to suck me right back when something grabbed me,.... i felt the grab and pull. God pulled me out of those falls that day... Miracles happen... i am one.
While underneath the destructive falls, friends out side prayed trying to do anything to get me out. there is no fighting such a powerful thing. you will loose. My wife filled my mind, which gave me enough strength to try my last dive after many failed attempts. When it came down to it though, God pulled me out of there.

in this picture you see someone climbing on the wall, thats my man Jeff. He was about to sacrifice his own self before god got me out.
the pale one is Isaac, he had been sucked in and kicked out fast he is living better than me.. god let me have enough time to learn some stuff.

Give me some amens for miracles, for family, for love!

Woman in Black

Well a horror movie... i hate them. For some reason i thought this one would contain magic... it did not, not even something that resembled a wand. it was depressing, evil, and left me more scared of the dark then before. its been 3 nights and still can't sleep with out lights on. so i guess it did the trick.
On a happier note the other day i taught my wives 88 year old swearing spunky grandmother how to use the term "bad ass". That was awesome.

Chronicle

When i was in the first grade i had a teacher that would make me nervous.. so nervous that i refused to ask if i could go to the bathroom.. i would hold in until recess. on more than one occasion i did not make it to recess.... so i was the kid at recess who had my bottom half buried in the sand trying to dry off.
So any how, Chronical was amazing! the best in its kind when it comes to the "blair witch project" style of movies. So intense!
the story about my 1st grade days relates perfect, the ending of Chronicle had me just as nervous... i peed a little. See it now! warning you will feel sad you don't have super powers after.
i attended this film with Brandon Shepherd one of my favorite people on earth, he has been a brother to me! you are the effing man Brandon! f yeah!

Dangerous Darren an Effing Father?

Well i thought it was time that i let my nine followers know that i, DANGEROUS DARREN, have another human growing inside my wife. This is true. I wanted to put this in my blog so that if people did not believe it.. then they could google it.
there have been great fathers throughout time, i will be the best, but its hard to follow great fathers such as; my own Jerold Curtis, Darth Vador, Will Smith, and Splinter.
Enjoy the picture.

Thats what she said.

So i was sitting at dinner the other day at my mother in law's birthday, who shares a birthday with a character from 'The little house on the prairie'. so at dinner there were these make it your self taco slash enchilada things. i was starving like animal, i piled lots of food on my plate. My wife said "wow that is a big enchilada!". my goofy bald father in law then pipes in and said.. so matter of factly.
"thats what she said". i have become accustomed to that phrase, but when i looked to see who had said that, i had to laugh out loud. i then said i would blog about what he said, so here i am blogging about it.
That phrase happens a lot when playing miniature golf.. "put it in the hole..." "it popped in and out..." "if you get it in, you get a prize..." ect.

Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close

This post is not going to contain much F yeahs or the word ball sack nor shi balls. so don't expect it... sorry so serious.
'Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close' is a beautiful and intensely humanizing film. it tells the story of a family who had lost a father on september 11 in one of the towers.
on sept 11 2001 i was in the 9th grade sitting in spanish class watching the tragedy of the two towers. That night i drank my last mountain dew, i always blamed that last mountain dew for not being able to sleep a wink. It was not the mountain dew that kept me up, it was the fact that thousands of people had died all in such a short period of time. My mind would not settle, i kept picturing the events occuring, over and over i would picture the planes, the fire. the thoughts were making me physically sick. That sick feeling is tied to mountain dew for eternity. I finally had to go and talk to the parents about what was on my mind, they helped me feel safe and loved. What a horrible time, i am truly sorry for those that had lost someone during that evil happening.
This movie helped me feel, feel a little more human, feel like i could add to others happiness. Any film that does that is great. At times its a hard concept to grasp that people have their own problems. This film shows that people are able to love,give, and receive healing. i just want to publicly (to my 8 followers) thank those i can rely on for healing, those being my family, my friends, and Adam Goodwin. I hope i can be someone to lean on in a time of need. Thank you.
oh hell i will end it on a F yeah....... F Yeah!

The Warrior

So i have been on this world for 25 awesome years, during those years i have watched movies. Movies that bore me, some that are called fast and the furious, some action films, and some comedies. Some of you might not have known this about me but.. I love movies. i love them like mothers love their sons.
The best movies are those that one can watch over and over again and still get so wrapped up into the story that one forgets, be it for just a split second, how it ends.
Last year in the year 2011 three movies did this for me, and will be watched over and over, they are as follows... JJ Abrahm's Super 8, f yeah! the warrior! The third one i can't tell you, the rating does not agree with my wife. She would be very upset if i let the world know that i had watched it.
I have watched the warrior about 6 times, every time, my wife has to remind me that i am not in the movie. Some may say "do you have some kind of brain injury?" i say "F no, the warrior is now one of my top 5 favorite movies".

Madi Nelson is a hooker

i have come to accept my sister in law for what she truly is, and that is a hooker. By hooker i mean cool person. Her boyfriend "Lopez tonight" is pretty cool too, besides the boyfriend part, and the cool part. Here is a picture i have drawn to describe her.

We bought a zoo

So i was sitting in ceramics making a robot out of clay, i was hoping to have conversation.. so i awkwardly asked my neighbor.... "what are your dreams"?
she answered "my boyfriend works at a zoo, We hope to be the proud owners of a zoo one day."
i then say, "thats rad, have you seen the movie "We bought a zoo"?
the lady looks at me as if i just told her to go grab a random kid and hide him from his parents. she sais, "no......... why would i see that" awkward pause. we then went to our next topic.
.....i just don't Effing understand why she did not think that movie would apply to her.
"WE bought a zoo" the movie was as great as Matt Damon's smile... which is beyond words amazing. the end of movie review 1.

The Blue mans ball sack

Personally i do not care a blue mans ball sack if this blog is read by another human being, besides Adam Goodwin.  I am Darren Curtis, troop 488, i love movies, my wife, and food.  Welcome to my blog! Follow me and you will be rewarded!