Dangerous Darren an Effing Father?

Well i thought it was time that i let my nine followers know that i, DANGEROUS DARREN, have another human growing inside my wife. This is true. I wanted to put this in my blog so that if people did not believe it.. then they could google it.
there have been great fathers throughout time, i will be the best, but its hard to follow great fathers such as; my own Jerold Curtis, Darth Vador, Will Smith, and Splinter.
Enjoy the picture.

Thats what she said.

So i was sitting at dinner the other day at my mother in law's birthday, who shares a birthday with a character from 'The little house on the prairie'. so at dinner there were these make it your self taco slash enchilada things. i was starving like animal, i piled lots of food on my plate. My wife said "wow that is a big enchilada!". my goofy bald father in law then pipes in and said.. so matter of factly.
"thats what she said". i have become accustomed to that phrase, but when i looked to see who had said that, i had to laugh out loud. i then said i would blog about what he said, so here i am blogging about it.
That phrase happens a lot when playing miniature golf.. "put it in the hole..." "it popped in and out..." "if you get it in, you get a prize..." ect.

Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close

This post is not going to contain much F yeahs or the word ball sack nor shi balls. so don't expect it... sorry so serious.
'Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close' is a beautiful and intensely humanizing film. it tells the story of a family who had lost a father on september 11 in one of the towers.
on sept 11 2001 i was in the 9th grade sitting in spanish class watching the tragedy of the two towers. That night i drank my last mountain dew, i always blamed that last mountain dew for not being able to sleep a wink. It was not the mountain dew that kept me up, it was the fact that thousands of people had died all in such a short period of time. My mind would not settle, i kept picturing the events occuring, over and over i would picture the planes, the fire. the thoughts were making me physically sick. That sick feeling is tied to mountain dew for eternity. I finally had to go and talk to the parents about what was on my mind, they helped me feel safe and loved. What a horrible time, i am truly sorry for those that had lost someone during that evil happening.
This movie helped me feel, feel a little more human, feel like i could add to others happiness. Any film that does that is great. At times its a hard concept to grasp that people have their own problems. This film shows that people are able to love,give, and receive healing. i just want to publicly (to my 8 followers) thank those i can rely on for healing, those being my family, my friends, and Adam Goodwin. I hope i can be someone to lean on in a time of need. Thank you.
oh hell i will end it on a F yeah....... F Yeah!

The Warrior

So i have been on this world for 25 awesome years, during those years i have watched movies. Movies that bore me, some that are called fast and the furious, some action films, and some comedies. Some of you might not have known this about me but.. I love movies. i love them like mothers love their sons.
The best movies are those that one can watch over and over again and still get so wrapped up into the story that one forgets, be it for just a split second, how it ends.
Last year in the year 2011 three movies did this for me, and will be watched over and over, they are as follows... JJ Abrahm's Super 8, f yeah! the warrior! The third one i can't tell you, the rating does not agree with my wife. She would be very upset if i let the world know that i had watched it.
I have watched the warrior about 6 times, every time, my wife has to remind me that i am not in the movie. Some may say "do you have some kind of brain injury?" i say "F no, the warrior is now one of my top 5 favorite movies".

Madi Nelson is a hooker

i have come to accept my sister in law for what she truly is, and that is a hooker. By hooker i mean cool person. Her boyfriend "Lopez tonight" is pretty cool too, besides the boyfriend part, and the cool part. Here is a picture i have drawn to describe her.

We bought a zoo

So i was sitting in ceramics making a robot out of clay, i was hoping to have conversation.. so i awkwardly asked my neighbor.... "what are your dreams"?
she answered "my boyfriend works at a zoo, We hope to be the proud owners of a zoo one day."
i then say, "thats rad, have you seen the movie "We bought a zoo"?
the lady looks at me as if i just told her to go grab a random kid and hide him from his parents. she sais, "no......... why would i see that" awkward pause. we then went to our next topic.
.....i just don't Effing understand why she did not think that movie would apply to her.
"WE bought a zoo" the movie was as great as Matt Damon's smile... which is beyond words amazing. the end of movie review 1.

The Blue mans ball sack

Personally i do not care a blue mans ball sack if this blog is read by another human being, besides Adam Goodwin.  I am Darren Curtis, troop 488, i love movies, my wife, and food.  Welcome to my blog! Follow me and you will be rewarded!