This Means War

So i am just sitting here, in business law, wearing a shirt. i am trying to begin my description of "this means war" onto my blog. i am distracted, something is telling me.. "stop blogging, thats soo 2011." Or like "go throw your awesome light up frisbee, jump, make an inspirational video, or anything else". Yet i write.
i am impressed when people can blog about something everyday, though i would never ever read it....... even if it was Batman himself blogging about Gothom City.
which makes me want to thank all that take the time to read my blog... i guarantee i dont read yours. thank you! you are awesome!
so "this means war" has some of the most funniest raunchy inappropriate comments i have ever heard. Hilarious. That is all.

Presidents day

My favorite President thus far in my life is the president of Dumbledore's Army... Harry Potter. My second favorite is none else than President Thomas J. Whitmore (the president in the movie independence day). My third was the president of my teachers quorum when i was a teacher.. and that was me.
Now if we are talking about the presidents of the united states, i think to celebrate we should go around town telling everyone you will do stuff for them, cool stuff. example: Im going to make you a cool shirt, your garage will be cleaned in 20 seconds, I'm giving you a body massage. Then never do it! am i right? thats referring to both parties! Amen

i done got sucked into a waterfall

i have a true fear of Chucky, drowning, and waterfalls. This last summer i got pulled into a waterfall, called Moony falls. i fought for my life for a good ten minutes, treading underneath pounds and pounds of pressure, before i decided to say the loudest prayer ever prayed. "GOD HELP ME!!!!"
For a second i began to accept, that my fear... would kill me. My arms lost feeling and all strength. with one last breath i threw my arms as hard as i could, i dove hard into the blackness. the falls began to suck me right back when something grabbed me,.... i felt the grab and pull. God pulled me out of those falls that day... Miracles happen... i am one.
While underneath the destructive falls, friends out side prayed trying to do anything to get me out. there is no fighting such a powerful thing. you will loose. My wife filled my mind, which gave me enough strength to try my last dive after many failed attempts. When it came down to it though, God pulled me out of there.

in this picture you see someone climbing on the wall, thats my man Jeff. He was about to sacrifice his own self before god got me out.
the pale one is Isaac, he had been sucked in and kicked out fast he is living better than me.. god let me have enough time to learn some stuff.

Give me some amens for miracles, for family, for love!

Woman in Black

Well a horror movie... i hate them. For some reason i thought this one would contain magic... it did not, not even something that resembled a wand. it was depressing, evil, and left me more scared of the dark then before. its been 3 nights and still can't sleep with out lights on. so i guess it did the trick.
On a happier note the other day i taught my wives 88 year old swearing spunky grandmother how to use the term "bad ass". That was awesome.

Chronicle

When i was in the first grade i had a teacher that would make me nervous.. so nervous that i refused to ask if i could go to the bathroom.. i would hold in until recess. on more than one occasion i did not make it to recess.... so i was the kid at recess who had my bottom half buried in the sand trying to dry off.
So any how, Chronical was amazing! the best in its kind when it comes to the "blair witch project" style of movies. So intense!
the story about my 1st grade days relates perfect, the ending of Chronicle had me just as nervous... i peed a little. See it now! warning you will feel sad you don't have super powers after.
i attended this film with Brandon Shepherd one of my favorite people on earth, he has been a brother to me! you are the effing man Brandon! f yeah!