If you choose to live.. live like Elmo

it has been two weeks.. i know. the other day i had a day dream.. in this day dream i was invited on Jimmy Fallon.... for having the greatest blog on earth... in this day dream Jimmy Fallon said to me, "Dangerous Darren you are awesome." This is my day dream. But i only have 13 followers. How the effing eff is that supposed to happen with 13 followers. FOLLOW ME AND YOU WILL BE REWARDED!
Becoming Elmo, watch it.. i know what you are thinking.. Does darren wear clothes as he blogs?.. i do, but i don't have to. The movie is about the guy that created the Muppet. Elmo hugs and loves everyone! Elmo understands life. He really does... He.. really... does.
thankyou

Madi Nelson really is a HOOKER!

So my sister in law decides yesterday that she would go fishing. She gets out the old fishing pole and has my bro T money set it up for her. (They have a needy begging dog running around the house at all times.) When the pole was set up with a hook on the string, they started casting it in the kitchen. (I repeat they have a needy, eats anything, dog running around the house.) Casting was not working very well.... So they decided to weigh the hook down with a piece of bread...... a garlic bread stick.... REALLY GOOD WEIGHT. (just in case you don't understand, they have a dog that eats anything running around the house.) Just one cast later they had caught themselves... the family dog. Lots of money later..... they have a normal hookless dog. Madi is a hooker.

my wife wants me to say something nice about the dog.. it is a cool dog.

Hugo

So last night in a dream, my friend Derek jones and i were staying at a cabin in the woods. we left the cabin to go fight the evil witch that lived in the wild. While searching, the witch tried to steal our souls. We barely escaped! It was horrible. we went back to the cabin and were about to go to sleep when the witch returned. She screamed, "Im burning the house down!" while running around the cabin extremely fast.
in the dream i froze and yelled ,"Help me! HELP ME!" my wife then woke me up and informed me that i was yelling for help in my sleep.
Effing horrible dream! i hope it scares you and you can't sleep! i forced my self awake last night, after that dumb A dream. The witch was not even hot, she was so ugly. DAMN UGLY EFFING SOUL STEALING ARSON WITCHES.
Hugo was the opposite of this dream, in fact while trying to forget this evil dream i thought through the story of hugo to feel better. watch it! its magical in a good way, not a soul stealing way.